Seeking Immortality

"One bite at a time, you old geezer, reading all those holy scriptures until they're lodged in your dog's belly","You're tearing up the roof of my house every day! Fine, the dog I can understand, but this stove! Where do you think I'm going to hide it You keep turning things over like you have a problem with them!",Taking advantage of his youth and agility, he circled the village a few times. When no one was looking, he found a haystack and dove into it.。